sad and often naked

Source: swankysassifrass

castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up

Source: castielsteenwolf

Source: middayoil

jaybird-gaybird:

Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.

Source: jaybird-gaybird

5weetsorrow:

Sad/Bands/B&W blog

5weetsorrow:

Sad/Bands/B&W blog

Source: iquoterelatable

rnagus:

if you strike Boat Master Extreme down, he becomes more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

rnagus:

if you strike Boat Master Extreme down, he becomes more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

kosmotis:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.

Source: kosmotis

50000unstoppablewatts:

In case nobody saw this mod on the Nexus, it changes the names of all the places in Dark Souls 2 to something funny. This one is my favorite.

50000unstoppablewatts:

In case nobody saw this mod on the Nexus, it changes the names of all the places in Dark Souls 2 to something funny. This one is my favorite.

kneehighspocks:

part deux

columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

Source: countingteacups

third-personomniscient:

nothinbutmaggotybread:

when i see a cute boy

image

I’m on mobile and I was in no way ready for that image when it loaded

Source: nothinbutmaggotybread

mrdraklin:

Source: mrdraklin

kikikurt:

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

     (via)

orphaniehaus:

tip top nip nops.

orphaniehaus:

tip top nip nops.

Source: wineandlinez

icarly-official:

matching icons for u and ur crew

Source: icarly-official

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